What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.