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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.