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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

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What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.