What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

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What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?