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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

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What do blind trains read?

Raile!

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.