What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times