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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe