What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope