What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope