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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe