What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!