Cantelope Jokes

A cantelope.

A Cantelope.

Because they cantelope!

A cantelope.

They cantelope.

You cantelope!

Because that would be illeagle

Because they were bard.

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

A cantelope.

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Cus it was being stalked!

They both run in your jeans (genes)

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Can't- elope!

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

He loves his pot.

Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a negative antelope?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

What fruit can't get married?

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Love

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