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Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Low Self Esteem Jokes More Low Self Esteem Jokes

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.