Cantelope Jokes

A cantelope.

A Cantelope.

Because they cantelope!

A cantelope.

They cantelope.

You cantelope!

She wanted a big wedding.

Well, they cantaloupe

Because they can't elope!

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

A plain bagel!

He is small arms dealer

Leaf me alone.

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Homosectionals.

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Be nice to him.

Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a negative antelope?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

What fruit can't get married?

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

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