Cantelope Jokes

A cantelope.

A Cantelope.

Because they cantelope!

A cantelope.

They cantelope.

You cantelope!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

A Cantaloupe.

Be nice to him.

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Rink injustice!

Because they are planted in the spring!

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

A cantelope.

Because it cantaloupe.

She wanted a big wedding.

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Folding money.

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

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What do you call a negative antelope?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

What fruit can't get married?

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Your Age Is Only Math

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