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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!