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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)