Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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Fiance

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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A cantaloupe

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Because they cantaloupe.