What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.