Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope