Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)