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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe