Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.