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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe