Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Because they cantaloupe.