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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe