What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe