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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Romeo Jokes More Romeo Jokes

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Juliet Jokes More Juliet Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.