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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.