What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.