Romeo Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)