They both cantaloupe.
They were in a relationship!
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Cantelope
Can't- elope!
Cantaloupe.
Romeo: New phone. Who dis
Romeo and Ghouliet
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they were cant elopes
How're you gettin' on
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Neither work when you open windows.
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
For the watch
They know how to work under the hood!
Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.