Romeo Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Juliet Favorite Fruit Jokes More Juliet Favorite Fruit Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC