Romeo Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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Oh, you know. About 5 pounds.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!