Romeo Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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Because they cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

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What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua