They both cantaloupe.
They were in a relationship!
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Cantelope
Can't- elope!
Cantaloupe.
Romeo: New phone. Who dis
Romeo and Ghouliet
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
Because the steaks are too high.
He came up short on his register.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
An object oriented programming language.
They cantelope.
A Watermelon...
It was a cantaloupe.