What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope