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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

Romeo Jokes More Romeo Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Juliet Jokes More Juliet Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)