Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How did Canada pick its name?

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Can't- elope!

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They were in a relationship!

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch