Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!