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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.