How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA