How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA