How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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I really don't know.

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You get a frizzy signal!

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Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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He pulled some strings.

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Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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AAA

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.