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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA