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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Harvard Graduate Jokes More Harvard Graduate Jokes

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.