How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do you call two Mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

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What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars