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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B