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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B