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What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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It's four-twenty Juan!

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)