Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
My bike.
That's Nachos.
Jose and Hose B
Jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
She was running out of things to read.
Read the label.
Hose A and Hose B
Hose B