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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B