What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B