What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!