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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!