What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe