What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe