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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!