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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!