What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A merry Christmas to ewe