What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe