What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI