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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.