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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

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Who did they cast as The Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...