What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.