How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Howdy Arabia

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.