How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!