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How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.