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Pony Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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With a pair of Caesars.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

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Adele. Some one set fire to the train

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.