Pony Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.