Pony Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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So she can be pardoned.

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Getting ready for work

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Because he screwed his wife!

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None, but you can get food poisoning.

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW