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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!