What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!