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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why do French tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!