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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce