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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.