What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue