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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection