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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.