Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.