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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.