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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow