Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle