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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.