Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!