Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow