Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.