Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because he took the stairs.
He was caught red handed.
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
He was well arrested!
I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
He resisted a rest.
Because he got there before the hare.
Possesion.
It was a Regal
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
They were in ca.
He was foiled.
He got arrested for possession.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
Good question.
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
For drinking and deriving.
He got a battery charge.
He was caught playing in A minor.
I'm-in-a-cent!
He had firearms.
Because it was charged with battery!
He was talking smack.
Posession
Possession!
Because it held up a pair of pants.
Because they held up a pair of pants.
He got in treble.
He was raising a colt.
He got arrested just like you would've.
He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"
A road hog!
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Oh give it arrest.
Because he was going *to fast*!
Because he was always pinching things.
Because the farce is strong with that one.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
They suspected it of fowl play.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
TiK ToK On The Clock
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because it was a gun-free zone
For disturbing the peas!
DU-WHY!
Cuz it was charged with electricity.
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
It was selling coke.
Possession within tent
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
He got into treble.
New Recruit: Call for backup!
He kept on and on about his mateys.
Because its leaves rustled.
For holding up a pair of pants.
It always had some sort of weed on it!
He was wanted for several charges of battery
He was high on quack.
I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.
Www.filopedia.org
Because he was following people before instagram
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
You are under arrest.
He was caught taking a leek.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
He was doing crystal math.
They were selling quack in the park.
Embezzlement
Possession.
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
Gets arrested*
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
She was charged with rustling!
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Coz he was high
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Because he was in cider trading
Sounds like he had already done the... time
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Escargot stolen.
Because they are all Targets.
Because there is a target in every corner.
Take me to the airport.
To the airport please
Because she was trans-parent.
Will i marry you?
A living room
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Because they got Chewbacca
A Kylo Ren Book
A gun has one trigger.
A handgun only has one trigger.
