Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.