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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.