Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.