Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.