Robber Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Clean Getaway Jokes More Clean Getaway Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin