Robber Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.