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Robber Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.