Robber Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr