Armor Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

Xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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