Armor Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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