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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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Because Jesus took the wheel.

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!