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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.