What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.