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Registration Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.