Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.