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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!