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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.