Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.