Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.