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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.