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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!