Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!