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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!