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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Me love you wrong time.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.