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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef