Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings