Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.