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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.