Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.