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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.