Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.