Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels