Republicans weren't off of work yet.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Lead injections.
The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one
It was a black one.
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
LED Zeppelin
Because they always diode.
Kobe beef
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Use LED based paint.
Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.
They had no leads.
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
They lead such short lives.
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Hard work and dedication.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
With carrots
Me: oh, um, science.
The kernal!
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Religion.
Bath towels...
Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
They had No Quarter
Driver: I love to travel.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Wedding rings
Towels
Fed-Ex
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
An American
They believe in a single-pair system.
None. The Democrats do that.
Alison to my radio in the mornings!
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.
They all live in Arkansas
A loan shark!
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
The bottom of the fifth
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
