What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.