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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.