What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What's a boxers favorite joke?

Punchline.

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different