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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different