What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different