What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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The punchlines are too long.

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Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.