A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
No comment.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
Because 12 13 14!
Comment after reading the article.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Tarzan.
Coach.
I said in HD. They didn't like it...
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.
They all left.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
TL;DR
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
