A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
No comment.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
Because 12 13 14!
Comment after reading the article.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
An alarm cluck!
To not wake the audience.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
A commentator
Purr-tuguese
The dog taped his mouth.
Coach.
Can't they just get taller women
For the watch
A girl has no name.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
One good turn deserves another.
