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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.