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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!