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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.