Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Namast (nah-ima-stay)
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
The Lay-Boar Party.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
The election year.
They both say insert Bill here
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.