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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Tom Brady Jokes More Tom Brady Jokes

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Ja Rule Jokes More Ja Rule Jokes

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!