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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!