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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.