What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.