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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.