What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.