Netflix Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.