Netflix Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

Garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Drug Addict Jokes More Drug Addict Jokes

What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.