Netflix Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Chillin Jokes More Chillin Jokes

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.