Netflix Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

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What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!