Women should be first.
He's outstanding in his field
He was outstanding in his field.
Socrates
She thought she was a dromedary.
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
They both lost jack.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
He had no leg to stand on.
Netflix and Jill
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
