What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!