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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.