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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!