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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.