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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.