When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

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What's the best part of a woman?

Between 18 and 24 yrs

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.