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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.