Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
Dance moves.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
Patty
Friends.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
They get chapped lips
Winter is coming.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Scott Ad
They'll get chapped lips!
They're too hard to peel.
You can peel (peal) both of them.
