Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.