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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC