Patty
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Because people get all up in his grill.
Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
Seven.
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
Mom's 44th question
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
The beans keep slipping through the grill.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich
Because beans always fall through the grill.
It's a little meteor.
Because the rice falls through the grill
As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.
Filet mignon
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
He met the grill of his dreams.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Speed is relative, officer.
It isn't hard.
Nothing.
A hot dog.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
I really am a FunGi.
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Because they peel.
The ATM
The girl in church has hope in her soul
Because her pee is silent.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
