Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.