When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara