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When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.