When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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Central Fajiting.

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!