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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.