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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation