What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.