I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
A man with unfinnished buisness.
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
They walk on the sins of their ancestors.
Half a centipede.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
He's still there.
They always take things literally.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
On the roof.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
