What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.