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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.