How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"