He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Use LED based paint.
Take your combat boot off his head.
Because they're always high and outside.
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Single Handedly
She asks. "It cheese ma."
A well educated Barista
