How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!