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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste