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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.