What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste