What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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A square dance.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.