What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Because it was for chair-ity