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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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He was too far out.

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Because it was Far Out!

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Tufaloffahsofa

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Couches

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste