Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.