Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel