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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales