Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.