Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.