What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound